Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Because they see sharp.

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A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Just between you and me, something smells down there.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.