Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.