Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.