Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.