What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.