What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!