What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!