They all "Feel The Burn!"
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')
To get home.
An incurable romantic.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Mom & Dad
roommates
To win dough.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
