What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Cross Fitter Jokes More Cross Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.