What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.