Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch