Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.