Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.