Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms