What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms