What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!