What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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