What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!