Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Holding their hands up
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Concentration camp.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
You rarely have to meet their dad.
