What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.