What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.