Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Ramen.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
For the watch
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
They shoot first and ask questions later.