Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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