Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam