Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.