Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving