Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.