Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.