Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving