Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.