Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)