Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.