Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger