What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.