What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.