What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.