Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.