Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.