Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.