Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.