Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.