Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.