Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.