Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.