Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated