Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.