Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."