How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors