What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.