Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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The SWAT team

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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

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Collect unemployment insurance!