Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"