Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force