Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Mlk

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer