What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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A virus does something.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness