Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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Item Jokes More Item Jokes

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Command Line Jokes More Command Line Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Shopping Mall Jokes More Shopping Mall Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.