Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

White Mail Privilege Jokes More White Mail Privilege Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC