Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.