What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.