What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand