What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand