How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.