What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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A stand up driver.

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Cotton balls

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

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Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids