What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.