Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled