Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.