Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.