What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Parking Space Jokes More Parking Space Jokes

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled