Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.