Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled