What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.