What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom