Castle Jokes

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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