What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Rady O'Gaga

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."