What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."