What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."