What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."