A: Half a measure.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
The lumberjack has a job.
Rady O'Gaga
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
You're such a Frank Castle."