Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What the band's name?

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.