Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.