Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!