because he's covering an erection!
No hard feelings.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because it was two-tired.
They are two tired
Being covered in lava.
100 meter Daesh
A: Half a measure.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
