Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.