Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!