An archerd.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
A field of corn.
White flour!
Because women can't drive.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
A bow.
A Chinese telephone
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.