What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?