What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.