What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!