What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks