What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.