What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss