What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.