What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.