What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.