Skinning the vegan.
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Leaf me alone.
A Beef
Malnutrition.
He didn't want any beef.
Are you vegan?
They don't tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Cover your ears with your hands
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
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Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Saladdin.
It hasnt been tested on mice.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
I've seen herbivore.
She'll tell you
Lightbulb.
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
A lecture.
Deciding which to tell people first.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
They taste like chicken.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
GRAAAAAAINS!
Don't worry, they'll tell you
GRRAAAAINS!!
They chia'd.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
They'll tell you.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
None of them like pork.
That's a missed-steak"
Because chicken came to his side.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
You don't, they will tell you.
They already told you.
Listen closely.
Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
They are animal products.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
Give her a shovel.
Me: I turned 13....
A mis-steak.
A: He has got no beef.
By using their instinks and common scents!
clearly, you wouldn't know...
Because it needs bailing out.
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
Depends..
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
