Skinning the vegan.
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Leaf me alone.
A Beef
Malnutrition.
He didn't want any beef.
Are you vegan?
They don't tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Cover your ears with your hands
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
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Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Saladdin.
It hasnt been tested on mice.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
I've seen herbivore.
She'll tell you
Lightbulb.
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
A lecture.
Deciding which to tell people first.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
They taste like chicken.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
GRAAAAAAINS!
Don't worry, they'll tell you
GRRAAAAINS!!
They chia'd.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
They'll tell you.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
None of them like pork.
That's a missed-steak"
Because chicken came to his side.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
You don't, they will tell you.
They already told you.
Listen closely.
Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
They are animal products.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
Let us prey.'
Let's meet up in the corner.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
One Brazillion.
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
A pot roast.
Because he had a javelin through his head.
Give it to Michael J Fox
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A cheesy pun.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
