What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.