What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.