What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS