What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!