What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!