What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.