What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Because it's pointless.

What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS