Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
You've had whey too much!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Shoot him again.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
