What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."