What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!