Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice