Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.