Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice