Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle