Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.