How many times did you get tackled?

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle