How many times did you get tackled?

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle