What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins