What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.