What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.