What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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A mechanic.

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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Give her two Mennonite

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.