What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**