What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!