What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.