What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!