What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...