What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.