What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.