What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"