What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"