What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Doubloons.

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An **Arrr**my

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She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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When he's got ants in his pants!

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YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!